They say being a tall girl is hard and being a short guy is a real struggle, but let me tell you right now: Being a petite female is no stroll through the park. You can only understand the problems IF you are one! And for the record, only they can call themselves short, if you do its offensive and you might get kicked.
GIVING UP YOUR DREAM OF BEING A MODEL
If you are a short heighted girl and it’s your dream to be a model, than I’m really sorry but you have to stop fanaticizing about that dream as it is out of your reach. Just let that fantasy go because it’s nearly impossible for you to achieve that goal.
YOU ARE OFTEN MISTAKEN AS A CHILD
One of the huge struggles a short heighted girl has to face is that she is often mistaken as a child. Whenever you tell your age or your grade when asked you often get a reply somewhat like “Oh, I thought you were 15 or so years old.” Or you get a reply like “Woah, seriously? I thought you were in 9th grade.” When in reality you are a high school graduate.
IF YOU GAIN WAIT, YOU LOOK CHUBBY
The biggest problem for a short heighted girl is that if you gain even a little bit of weight you starts looking chubby and fat. If a tall girl gains the same amount of weight she won’t look fat at all. She would seem curvier instead. A big downfall for short girls, weight is, believe me!
YOU GO UNNOTICED MOST OF THE TIME
“Oh sorry, I didn’t see you there.”If you are short then you probably here this phrase more often than not. Most people don’t see you in the way and you get bumped into a lot. This is also a downfall for short girls!
YOU OFTEN HAVE TO WEAR HEELS
If you are short and you don’t want to feel awkward among your tall friends then you gotta wear high heels. Whether you like it or not. And mind you, not every girl likes wearing heels. And IF anyone asks you to wear heels, well mister you have my enmity for the rest of your existence.
STANDING ON YOUR TIPTOES
Well if you don’t like wearing heels then you obviously should resort to the next best thing: tiptoes, natures heels.
Whether it is to participate in a conversation in a crowded or it is to reach an ear to share some juicy secrets, you have to be forever on your tiptoes and constantly get calf workout.
SHORT LEGS ARE A PROBLEM ON A WALK
Nice, relaxing strolls with taller people can quickly turn into full-on cardio workouts when you attempt to keep up. You watch in envy, as their stilt-like legs take one effortless, gracefully long stride at a time, covering the ground that your three frantically-quick steps take. Surely, this isn’t fair.
DRIVING IS REALLY HARD
Another one of the many disadvantages of being short is that people make fun of you when you are driving. Your feet won’t touch the breaks and at times you fail to put your foot on breaks in time which results in accidents. However, the solution is to keep cushions on your seat but women often feel insulting while doing that. We also have another solution and for that you will have to sit very close to the steering so that your face reaches the breaks.
THINGS ON TOP SHELVES WHILE GROCERY SHOPPING
Grocery shopping isn’t much of an issue unless you have to buy something which is on the top shelf. And you shouldn’t under any circumstances work in a supermarket because there you’ll ask to fill the top shelves which won’t be possible for you!
COOKING CAN BE A HUGE PROBLEM
Cooking is a must for female population and if there are high cabinets in your kitchen and you are a short girl, well than hats off to you if you can work in that kitchen. You can’t possibly get everything needed for cooking without the help of someone taller or a stool both of which get annoying after some time. You start feeling conscious about your height soon enough.
CLOTHING PROBLEMS
Most girls are shopaholic and imagine a short girls feeling when she enters a store and can’t find anything that fits her. Everything is a size too much big for her. Ouch! You’ll have to get your clothes altered most of the time. And it won’t seem much fun then.
WITH TALL FRIENDS
If you have got tall friends then I feel for you. I really do. In every picture you look like a cute little girl while they all look hot with their long legs. And you have to walk at high speed just to keep up with them! While in public with friends, you can get easily lost in the crowd. And you have to shout at your friends to wait for them constantly.
MOST POOLS ARE ENTIRELY DEEP-END FOR YOU
What is a shallow end? Because, after much feeling around, my feet surely can’t find one.
While all of your friends are lounging in the pool, perhaps sipping some drinks, you are barely managing to keep your airways above the water. But, it’s all good because treading water burns calories, so you win.
CONCERTS ARE ALWAYS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF EXPERIENCE
If you are an avid concertgoer and you are short than concept of concert for you shouldn’t be seeing the band, it should be just listening to live music because you probably can’t see more than back of the person standing in front of you!
You probably know by now that it’s no fun being a short heighted girt even though it has some advantages. But these disadvantages balance out all the advantages. And if you ARE a short heighted girl than you probably can understand all the pain mentioned above!
