Embarrassing Uniforms That could Make You Cry in Shame And goes without saying that the Viewers will have a good laugh and a fair share of ogle.
Uniforms are an athlete’s second skin. They symbolise many things for him or her, struggle, performance, grace, to name just a few. What idiots would design the following pieces, and what dunderheads would approve them? I would leave that to your imagination.
1. Hotdogs and awkwardness, anyone?
The only personal detail about the worker is the name is on her cap, while she herself looks like a wild splattering of the colours of the mustard, ketchup, hot dog, and some spices if you please. A walking, talking food, serving you food. Maybe you are not that hungry anymore.
2. Drama, blues and… Camel’s toes?!
The US women’s team’s uniform is shameful, to say the least. The union jack and the blues are fine, but the camel toes are unforgivably distracting.
3. For the win!
Well, these women racers look like fresh tangerines and well, leave close to nothing to imagine.
4. A gymnast’s dress.
That’s a painfully revealing dress! It’s not even funny anymore!
5. Girls, girls you should’ve worn nothing at all.
Much like their Tangerine counterparts, these three tomatillo ladies also leave nothing to the imagination.
6. Swimmer’s wardrobe malfunction.
What would cause the maker of the swimwear to put such a prank on her? Poor thing, how will she swim if she is so distracted?
7. Sinful optical illusion?
What’s that skin coloured patch? Is this a joke or a well-calculated master plan of [email protected] the players’ wardrobe??
8. A rugby player in pink, cute.
A buff man. In pink. Must be in pain. Real pain.
9. Finish line and finished balls.
That cyclist on the finish line with his squashed testicles bears a painful testimony to the women’s perspective on the camel toes. Bravo!
