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That famous line from a book by a man (Tale of Two Cities) about how “it was the best of times, it was the worst of times,” or whatever is, in my opinion, actually about having b00bs. There are such wonderful benefits to having a pair of playthings affixed to your chest. But then there are the dark moments (PERIODS). Either way, having b00bies is like being part of a fun, exclusive club and I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

1. Taking my bra off at the end of the day is the second-best feeling to taking your ponytail down at the end of the day. Ok or maybe it’s better. Either way, it’s literally just as good as everyone says it is, if not better.

15 Things Women Want You to Know About Boobs

2. They are transitory and move around and sometimes I don’t know where they went. Exhibit A is when I lay down on my back and they seemingly disappear into my ribcage. Boobs, where u at?

15 Things Women Want You to Know About Boobs
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3. When I run down the stairs, I honestly don’t notice that I’m holding them. It’s just an involuntary response, I’m not feeling myself up for fun, it’s a strategic move.

15 Things Women Want You to Know About Boobs

4. One is bigger than the other and I will NEVER TELL YOU WHICH ONE IT IS. This is true for all women and anyone who says otherwise is lying to you.

15 Things Women Want You to Know About Boobs

5. I love to play with them just as much as you do. Just like Tigger sings about his tail (sorry for bringing your childhood fave into this b00bie list), “they’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!” I sometimes catch myself adjusting a b00b or resting my hands on them in public without knowing how my hands got there at all. Nice to know they’re still there, hangin’ out on my chest.

6. All those cute little lace bralettes are pretty but do literally nothing for me, support-wise. It’s like wearing a couple of paper doilies over my nips. Cute, festive, but not at all practical.

7. I probably check out other women’s b00bs more than you do. No, I’m not a perv (ok I’m a little bit of a perv) but it’s nice to know what other ladies are working with. Gotta keep myself in the loop, ya know?

15 Things Women Want You to Know About Boobs

8. There is one bra I wear almost every day and I will let you try and guess when the last time I washed it was. If you guessed “whenever they washed the materials that went into the making of this undergarment,” you’re correct!!!!!

15 Things Women Want You to Know About Boobs

9. Nipples have a mind of their own and are out of my control. I honestly don’t know if I’m cold, excited to see you, or if my nipples just woke up for the day and wanted to check out the scenery. Sometimes I really am concerned that they’re pranking me.

15 Things Women Want You to Know About Boobs

10. There are such things as Good Boob Days and they are more valuable and special than good hair days. TFW you look in the mirror and have picture perfect cleav that just. won’t. quit.

15 Things Women Want You to Know About Boobs

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